Blog Tak Boleh Blah

Iklan Tak Boleh Blah

2010-11-03T22:56:00.001-07:00

Menculik Miyabi Trailer

2010-10-15T13:06:00.001-07:00

Filem kontroversi Indonesia yg dilakonkan oleh PORNSTAR Maria Ozawa

Malaysian Driver

2010-10-13T15:31:00.000-07:00

What kind of drivers are you?

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA .

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal Highway!!!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!

10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can
in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for drivers...... welcome to PENANG !

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5 seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!

How to put the right person in the right Job?

2010-10-12T14:19:00.000-07:00

How to put the right person in the right Job?

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for
the right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment.

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with
an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it
from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then
analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN
ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN
ENGINEERING

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN
PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY.

If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE
MATERIALS DEPT.

If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick
has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING

AND last but not least....
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been
moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT.

Cara-cara untuk menulis resume

2010-10-12T14:10:00.000-07:00

Age: Still young

Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race: I love to race, how you know?

Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number: 6735

Telephone number: House no telephone

Hand phone number: 3310

Address: Penang Jelutong

City : Nor Haliza?

Postcode: I never post anything

State: In my family, I am 2nd

Country: I love to travel to Canada

Marriage status: Secret

Email Address: Hotmail

Education Background: My teacher said not bad

Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy

Father's IC: You ask him

Mother's name: Mummy

Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary: As much as you can pay

When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high

Grade: Ya, very high

College/University: College

Signature: Can I use chop?

Tak Boleh Blah - Triple "B"

2010-10-10T12:00:00.000-07:00

Minum Blackberry,main blackberry,makan blackberry,tido blackberry,jom aku terangkan apa maksud triple "B" ni.. ayat ni aku dgr dari mr razelan kawan aku yg mengatakan bebudak yg gila sgt BB ni harus dipanggil "Batak BlackBerry" dari situ la lahirnya triple "B" ni.. korang tgk la video kat bawah bila org dah gila or batak blackberry mcmni la jadiknya... :D

Tak Boleh Blah - Semua tentang gemuk

2010-10-09T12:32:00.000-07:00

P/s= kalau Gemuk leyh diet,kalau hodoh????

Video Budak Gemuks

2010-10-09T12:23:00.001-07:00

Lagik lawak budak gemuks...

Tak Boleh Blah - Gemoks VS Kurus

2010-10-09T10:58:00.002-07:00

Gemoks VS Kurus

Korang suka yang gemuks ke yang kurus..???????

Gemoks

KURUS

P/s = Tak semestinya gemuk tuh buruk dan tak semua yang kurus tu lawa.... :D

Cool animation

2010-10-07T10:19:00.000-07:00

sumpah aku tak ley stop tgk benda alah ni...

Tak Boleh Blah Malaysian

2010-10-07T10:11:00.000-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah Malaysian

2010-10-07T10:07:00.000-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah bila takut sgt kereta kena curik...

Tak Boleh Blah - Bila Tijah Tulis Surat

2010-10-07T00:16:00.000-07:00

P/S=Kesian kat tijah.... :D

Tak Boleh Blah - Akibat Alcohol

2010-10-06T12:14:00.000-07:00

Don't Drink and Drive!!!!

Serius tak boleh blah bile aku ingat pasal alcohol ni....cerita je pasal clubbing,

citer je pasal alcohol mesti teringat kat kawan baik aku....Dulu time zaman jahiliah , time2 gi clubbing ... zaman lagu dilemma nelly featuring kelly rowland tgh meletups kat semua club.Ade la kawan aku sorang ni punya la tak sedar smpi bole kiss sorang awek "HOT DA BOMB"(macam gambar dibawah ni).Siap boleh kata awek tu hot gila..hahahaha aku tgk da mcm perut aku pun ader...hahahahahahahahaha :D inilah akibat bila korang terlampau syok ngan alcohol ni..smpi mata pun buta... yg lawa jadi buruk,yg buruk semua jadi lawa...hahahahahaha

P/S :-Dalam club semua nmpk lawa sebab gelap,cuba korang jumpa awek tu siang2.sumpah pecah...hahahahahaaha :)

Tips Tak Boleh Blah

2010-10-06T12:00:00.000-07:00

Korang pernah tak rasa?nak break-up ngan gf/bf tapi tak sanggup nak bagitau.. kat sini aku bagi salah satu cara bagaimana korang nak break-Up dgn cara terhormat..hahahahaha

Tak Boleh Blah - Gila Farmville

2010-10-06T11:50:00.000-07:00

Sudah 2 minngu aku tak mengadap menulis kat blog ni asyik copy pasta je...hahahahaha
hari ni aku nak cerita pasal Farmville D Facekebook...

Al-kisahnya dulu aku pun gila farmville gak.Melevel@berkebun hari2.hasilnya hamprak..
dulu aku suka decorate aku punya farm mcm ala2 3D nak tgk meh aku tunjuk gambar sikit2.. :-

Siap Buat Malaysia Flag Bagai..

akhirnya aku dah pencen jadi Farmer.kalau mengadap farm je hari2 sumpah aku tak dapat kahwin lagik sekali :D

Yang menariknya sekarang korang boleh main Farmville di platform Nitendo Wii kalau nak korang nak beli boleh email kan kat aku.. :D

Ayat Tak Boleh Blah

2010-10-06T11:23:00.000-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah - Kamasutra

2010-09-30T19:05:00.000-07:00

Cara Memikat Wanita

2010-09-30T18:16:00.001-07:00

Kisah Benar - Real Pac-Man

2010-09-28T23:33:00.000-07:00

Seorang bio-engineer dari brazil telah mencipta pac-man yg hidup(real pacman).
mamat ni sebenarnya minat sgt main game pac man masa kecik2 dulu dan cita2 beliau ialah mencipta haiwan yg hampir2 sama dengan pac man ni..
so ape lagik layan sudah gambar2 kat bawah ni :-

Ganas Gila - Philippines Cannibal

2010-09-28T18:14:00.000-07:00

Vengeful father in Naawan town in Misamis Oriental killed his son's rival, carved out meat from his body and shared it with his drinking buddies! Senior Inspector Carlos Oliveros, Naawan police station chief, said residents found the remains of 16-year-old Rey Dadoles in a grassy portion of Barangay Mat-i last Friday. Oliveros said Dadoles died after suffering 22 hack wounds. He said flesh was carved out of the boy's ribs and some of the body parts were also missing. He said Dadoles was brutally killed by Jovencio Tuyor and three other persons. "They took some parts of the boy's body. Tuyor ate the victim's flesh,". Tuyor admitted in an interview that he killed the boy. He said he only retaliated for his son, who was hit by the victim before the killing. He also confessed to taking some body parts of the victim and sharing it with his drinking buddies as "kinilaw," a local dish of raw meat slightly cooked with vinegar and ginger. Police said the three other suspects in the killing are now under protective custody.

Lagik gambar tak boleh blah :-

Sumber dari En Hazman Ariff.

Gadget tak boleh tahan - Blackberry Playbook

2010-09-28T00:00:00.000-07:00

Akhirnya RIM sudah keluarkan gadget puaka mereka untuk mengalahkan iPad.Serius gua baru tgk gadget ni punya preview gile gempak seyh....
Dgn 7-inch Display dan 9.7mm thick mmg mcm nak same dgn iPad.
Blackberry Playbook jugak ade 2 HD camera so boleh la korang buat video conferencing.So kalau korang nak tau lebih lanjut sila la hantar email kat website blackberry.
www.blackberry.com/playbook.

Blackberry Playbook specifications :-

7-inch LCD, 1024 x 600, WSVGA, capacitive touch screen with full multi-touch and gesture support
BlackBerry Tablet OS with support for symmetric multiprocessing
1 GHz dual-core processor
1 GB RAM
Dual HD cameras (3 MP front facing, 5 MP rear facing), supports 1080p HD video recording
Video playback: 1080p HD Video, H.264, MPEG, DivX, WMV
Audio playback: MP3, AAC, WMA
HDMI video output
Wi-Fi – 802.11 a/b/g/n
Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR
Connectors: microHDMI, microUSB, charging contacts
Open, flexible application platform with support for WebKit/HTML-5, Adobe Flash Player 10.1, Adobe Mobile AIR, Adobe Reader, POSIX, OpenGL, Java
Ultra thin and portable:
Measures 5.1"x7.6"x0.4" (130mm x 193mm x 10mm)
Weighs less than a pound (approximately 0.9 lb or 400g)
RIM intends to also offer 3G and 4G models in the future.

siap ader video preview :-

Tak Boleh Blah - Tiger Woods

2010-09-27T00:57:00.000-07:00

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

Signed
Tiger Woods

Tak Boleh Blah 18SX

2010-09-27T00:20:00.000-07:00

Why is it when your wife gets pregnant,
all her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations!"

But nobody rubs your d*** and says "Good Job"?

Cuba Jangan Gelak

2010-09-26T08:36:00.001-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah Wolverine

2010-09-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

iSex for sale

2010-09-25T15:08:00.000-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah Malaysian II

2010-09-24T09:31:00.000-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah bila Perempuan Jealous

2010-09-23T12:19:00.000-07:00

Kantoi bila tunjuk muka jelous....

Ultraman TAK BOLEH BLAH!!

2010-09-21T19:40:00.001-07:00

Chooper Tak Boleh Blah

2010-09-20T23:37:00.000-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah Malaysian

2010-09-20T21:51:00.000-07:00

Mac Book

TNB FAIL

Pelik tapi benar

Bukak Api

2010-09-20T11:37:00.001-07:00

Alasan TAK BOLEH BLAH

2010-09-20T01:39:00.000-07:00

Yezzaaaa Man Utd Menang bergaya.. Hat trick tu.. jgn main2 sama itu Berbatov!!

Tapi aku bkn nak highlight sgt pasal Man Utd menang ni..kat sini aku nak citer pasal alasan yg mmg tak boleh blah bile Liverpool aka Liverfool punya fan bile kalah.Adalah gak kawan2 aku ni penyokong setia liverpool ni, Bila kalah jer alasan yg selalu aku dengar..

"Alar menang nasib jer tu"

"Boleh la main kat old trafford cuba main kat anfield tgk!!"

"Ref berat sebelah boleh la"

Hahahahahaha pegi Mam semua alasan tu..menyampah aku dengar..ade jer seribu satu juta alasan nak bagi bile kalah...ape2 pun Liverfool fan diluar sane terima je yg pasukan anda tak bagus..

Jersey Man Utd

2010-09-20T01:11:00.000-07:00

Siti nafi mengandung!!!

2010-09-16T21:15:00.000-07:00

Harian Metro
KUALA LUMPUR: “Saya tidak mengandung, sebaliknya hanya menjalani rawatan biasa dan dinasihatkan doktor supaya tidak berjalan jauh atau membabitkan diri dengan aktiviti fizikal termasuk mengadakan konsert dalam waktu terdekat,” kata Datuk Siti Nurhaliza Tarudin.

Penjelasan yang dibuat melalui pengurusnya itu bagi menjawab dakwaan kononnya beliau mengandung hingga terpaksa membatalkan konsert sempena sambutan Hari Malaysia pada 25 September ini di Stadium Bandaraya, Pulau Pinang. Siti yang sepatutnya dijadual mengadakan persembahan selama sejam itu terpaksa membatalkan hasratnya itu selepas mendapat nasihat dan surat daripada pakar Perbidanan dan Sakit Puan Pusat Perubatan Prince Court.

“Saya hanya menjalani rawatan normal bagi memantau tahap kesihatan diri memandangkan jadual kerja harian yang terlalu padat hingga ada kalanya mengabaikan kesihatan. Laporan itu hanya menjelaskan yang saya tidak dibenarkan untuk berjalan jauh atau membabitkan diri dengan sebarang aktiviti fizikal sepanjang proses rawatan berlangsung termasuk mengadakan konsert pada waktu ini.

“Saya kesal dengan dakwaan beberapa pihak yang begitu cepat membuat andaian dan spekulasi. Doktor hanya menasihatkan saya berehat dalam tempoh dua hingga tiga minggu ini sebelum saya kembali aktif pada pertengahan Oktober depan. Itu adalah prosedur biasa yang dijalani kebanyakan wanita.

“Justeru ingin saya nyatakan spekulasi yang tersebar adalah tidak benar. Saya masih belum mengandung setakat ini,” katanya yang dihubungi semalam. Penarikan diri daripada pihak Siti pada saat-saat akhir itu menyebabkan kerajaan negeri Pulau Pinang selaku penganjur terpaksa membatalkan keseluruhan acara konsert. Perkara itu disahkan Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang, Lim Guan Eng, semalam yang berkata kerajaan negeri terpaksa membatalkan seluruh konsert berkenaan kerana kesuntukan masa untuk melakukan perubahan atau pindaan pada saat akhir.

Katanya, beliau menerima surat daripada syarikat pengurusan Siti bersama surat akuan pakar perbidanan terbabit, kelmarin.

“Kami kesal dengan apa yang berlaku tetapi menghormati masalah yang dihadapinya dan mendoakan yang terbaik untuk kesihatan Siti,” katanya.

Guan Eng bagaimanapun enggan mendedahkan lebih lanjut mengenai surat akuan berkenaan sebaliknya meminta sebarang pertanyaan diajukan kepada penyanyi itu sendiri.

Beliau turut memaklumkan Siti Nurhaliza Productions sudah memulangkan bayaran pendahuluan RM60,000 kepada kerajaan negeri untuk konsert berkenaan malah turut bertanggungjawab di atas kerugian yang dialami penganjur.

Siti juga melahirkan rasa terkilan dan sedih kerana terpaksa melupakan hasrat bertemu peminat di Pulau Pinang dan menghiburkan mereka dalam acara konsert yang besar seperti itu. “Saya memohon maaf kepada penganjur serta peminat kerana gagal memenuhi undangan persembahan ini di saat-saat akhir. Jujurnya saya terkilan kerana tidak berpeluang untuk bertemu dan menghiburkan peminat di sana.

“Bagaimanapun saya sendiri tidak dapat menyangkal nasihat doktor. Saya berharap segala-galanya akan berjalan lancar seperti biasa selepas ini,” katanya.

Alasan nak ponteng kerje

2010-09-16T20:05:00.000-07:00

anda malas nak pegi keje?nak cuti?

Tapi takda alasan?

Hari ni nak buat iklan free.Cuba korang masuk website ni http://myexcusedabsence.com/

nak carik alasan ponteng keje pun ada ebook dier..sumpah tak boleh blah!!!

Otak kotor

2010-09-16T19:46:00.001-07:00

Korang ni otak kotor ke tak?????

Sila tgk gambar ni betul2..Korang nampak ape..???

Part time job for housewife

2010-09-15T10:10:00.000-07:00

Beginilah jadinya bila mummy2 yang takde keje duduk rumah and bosan...

So..ibu2, mummy2 and mak2 di luar sana..kalau ada masa lapang cubelah hasilkan art work seperti di atas. Stylo Mylo!!!! =D

Copy pasta dari http://milasdaydreams.blogspot.com/

New Myvi

2010-09-15T05:42:00.000-07:00

Myvi 1.8

Gambar copy pasta dari Kereta dot com

Makanan Tak Boleh Blah

2010-09-15T05:24:00.000-07:00

Tak Boleh Blah Malaysian

2010-09-15T05:16:00.000-07:00

Gambar dari Lowyat forum.

Hitler masih hidup..

2010-09-14T11:21:00.000-07:00

Hitler Masih Hidup?

P/S=Tak boleh blah bila Bean jadi hitler...

Goalkeeper Poyo

2010-09-14T02:35:00.000-07:00

Inilah akibatnya bila goalkeeper terlampau Poyo..

Persamaan antara Cantona dan Zidane

2010-09-13T01:51:00.000-07:00

Eric Cantona striker Dari France dan juga bermain untuk club Man Utd sebelum persaraannya. Pernah menimbulkan Kontroversi apabila melayang kan "Kaki"nya kepada penonton.Ataupun pun bahasa kasar nya Flying Kick kat penonton.Aku ade letak video nya sekali.

Zinedine Zidane Juga berasal dari France dan bermain untuk club Real Madrid sebelum persaraannya.Telah menimbulkan kontroversi apabila telah menanduk Materazzi (italy) pada perlawanan Perancis menentang Italy di worldcup 2006.Tunjukkan video gak.

Apa persamaan nya??dua-dua legend bola sepak ni buat kontroversi yg agak gila sebelum bersara.Mungkin disebabkan kontroversi ni nama diorang akan diingat sampai bila2..Cuba kalau takder big kontroversi ni korang rasa ingat lagik tak diorang???End of Story.....

BLACK PAD NAK KALAHKAN iPAD??

2010-09-12T14:01:00.000-07:00

Rumors mengatakan Black pad ni akan dilancarkan pada november nanti....

Ni aku ader copy pasta dari lowyat forum ttg black pad ni...
• RIM, Research in Motion, the makers of Blackberry have purchased the web domain rights for blackpad.com
• RIM have also made a purchase of 9.7” display screens from manufacturers Hon Hai (the same size touchscreen as the Apple iPad)
• The Blackpad will have the ability to connect to the Internet by pairing with your 3G BlackBerry phone

tags : BLACK PAD VS IPAD,BLACKPAD,MALAYSIA.

Phone VIBRATOR?

2010-09-11T15:12:00.000-07:00

Elok aku google nak carik game tuk hp aku boleh plak aku terjumpa application ni...
memang Tak Boleh Blah!!

Turn your phone into a VIBRATOR.

Features:
+ 25 basic vibration modes (slow, middle and fast period of vibrations)
+ 12 advanced modes (slowing down, speeding up and random vibrations)
+ make your own vibration modes
http://gallery.mobile9.com/sf/170/

Update - Sosilawati Dibunuh

2010-09-11T13:57:00.000-07:00

Twitter : - Datuk Sosilawati and 3 others found burnt at oil palm plantation in Morib. 6 suspects arrested.

Jersey WorldCup 2022 Qatar

2010-09-11T13:45:00.000-07:00

Bila Manusia jadi Game Pac Man.

2010-09-10T04:04:00.000-07:00

Pac man game over project adalah video kelima yg ditelah dijayakan oleh French-Swiss artist Guillaume Reymond. Stop motion picture ini dilakukan di Trafo cinema (Baden, Switzerland) pada 28 Ogos 2010.
Seramai 111 Human Pixel diperlukan dan Lebih dari 4jam untuk diorang menyiapkan video ni. Dalam rancangan hadapan mereka menyatakan ingin membuat Human Pixel for Mario pulak.Kita nantikan... :)

Antara gambar2 yg diambil...

5 Fenomena RAYA diFacebook!!!

2010-09-10T03:56:00.003-07:00

1.Update status : Raya mode , Off to kampung ,no facebook bcoz kampung no internet, ucapan Selamat hari raya, dan etc...

2.Profile Picture : Sure letak gambar raya yang paling hensem ataupun paling cun lengkap ngan baju kurung untuk chick2 dan balaks2 sure berhensem dengam baju melayu diorang.

3.Lagu Raya : Post lagu2 raya yang sedih sure homepage facebook korang pun aderkan?

4.Kad Raya : Tag kad raya tu tak salah, tapi bila kad raya tu letak gambar satu family apa kejadahnya?

5.hahahahahaha korang pandai2 la pikir sendiri... :)

Tak Boleh Blah!!

2010-09-09T12:08:00.001-07:00

5 Perkara yang anda perlu lakukan sebelum Hari Raya....

2010-09-07T11:45:00.000-07:00

1.Sediakan mercun ataupun bunga api yg secukupnya sebelum anda pulang ke kampung halaman.kalau takde benda ni sure tak meriah raya korang.Lgk best kalau ade mercun bola buat baling kt ayam ngan itik korang kat kg tuh.

2.Perlu tukar duit raya secukup-cukup nya.Sekarang tak main la 20sen,50sen dulu bole la time nak main tikam2 kat kedai Apek.Sekarang bebudak nak main Psp bukan lagik main guli.

3.Sila Download lagu raya yg sedih2 mcm lagu S.jibeng ker,Sudirman ker. kalau tak boleh download mintak jer dari HP kawan2 korang.pakai bluetooth jer skang. kalau tak, dulu sibuk carik kaset sebab nak dgr dlm kereta ,baru la ade feel raya.

4.Shopping di Uptown damansara beli la RAYBAN(RM10) buat tunjuk kat kg tuh.Maklum la datang dari bandor. Tak bergaya la kalau takda Rayban bile raya.

5.Perkara terakhir yg perlu anda lakukan ialah beli maggie banyak2 sebab lepas ni korang da takda duit nak survive sampai akhir bulan sebab raya tahun ni awal bulan.(Biar Papa Asalkan Bergaya).

P/s = Lagu raya faveret aku. :)

Product McDonald's yang takda Di MALAYSIA

2010-09-07T11:24:00.000-07:00

Selalu bila kita pergi restoran McD dah biasa la kan order double chess burger,fries,sundae.. tapi korang pernah tgk tak makanan lain mcd yg tak seberapa famous ni???

Ketam McD -Roti dan inti berasaskan ketam yg dilenyek dan diperhalusi dgn sos dan mayo.

McDog - Roti dgn sosej beef.

McSpaghetti - Spaghetti bolognese.

Pizza McD - Kalau ade la lagik pizza ni sure pizza hut tutup :)

P/s = Cerita2 kat blog xbolehblah nih bukan la dari fakta yang sebenar .korang tak boleh buat rujukan untuk menjawab soalan PMR mahupun SPM.Harap maklum.

Bila Mr Bean jadi "serius"..

2010-09-07T11:03:00.000-07:00

evoGA VS subaGA VS SMW M Sport

2010-09-03T01:40:00.000-07:00

Bila owner kereta Saga terlampau kretif :D

EVOGA X

SUBAGA S208

SMW M SPORT

The "BEST" Tatoo Designs - Miami Ink

2010-09-01T09:33:00.000-07:00

Korang mesti kenal ngan diorang ni,ala yg selalu kat astro tu cerita pasal mcm mane diorang buat tatoo cun meletops semua tu.kali ni aku nak tunjukkan artwork Diorang Paling GEMPAKS Gila yg pernah dihasilkan.

Bila artis jadi Gemuks...

2010-09-01T09:19:00.000-07:00

Korang pernah bayangkan tak?Kalau artis pujaan korang jadi Gemuks... Kat sini aku nak tunjukkan beberapa contoh gambar artis kegilaan u all jika diorang tak jaga badan :-

Carmen Electra

Anna Kournikova

Pamela Anderson

Britney Spears

Rose McGowan

Merlin Monro

Mak Cik nak jadi Justin Bieber,,,

2010-08-30T21:21:00.000-07:00

Selamat Menyambut Hari KeMerdekaan Malaysia!!!

2010-08-30T13:59:00.001-07:00

How fast are you?

2010-08-30T00:35:00.001-07:00

Orang Perak Order Pizza

2010-08-28T23:20:00.001-07:00

Bila Lawyer Malaysia cakap English..

2010-08-28T21:48:00.000-07:00

indonesian..stupid????no brain?? - Topix

2010-08-27T23:38:00.000-07:00

indonesian..stupid????no brain?? - Topix

Seronok pulak aku tgk comment2 diorang nih.. :D

Budak kecik pun tak suka LIVERFOOL!!!

2010-08-27T14:22:00.000-07:00

video=youtube

Pemain Man Utd Belajar Bahasa!!!

2010-08-27T14:17:00.000-07:00

Video=Youtube

Tag=MU,Rooney,Bahasa,Iklan

Apakah reaksi mereka???

2010-08-27T13:21:00.000-07:00

Gambar dari =mindcrap and google.

Gempar Anak Mafia!!!

2010-08-25T23:42:00.000-07:00

Anak Mafia MENGAMUK!!!

Pecah Perut (Belacan Dan Paku)

2010-08-25T19:10:00.000-07:00

Dua budak Mat Salleh kat Sarawak
http://www.youtube.com/user/BelacandanPaku

Perlukah kita berhenti MEROKOK???

2010-08-25T11:09:00.000-07:00

Umur = 15 tahun

Umur=30

P/s= Kalau tak paham tuh,buat2 paham je la ye..

Funny & Weird Malaysian IV

2010-08-25T09:42:00.001-07:00

Lees 20%

Creative sungguh

Mini Drum Player

2010-08-25T08:57:00.000-07:00

Siap main lagu metal lagik tuh.... :D

Handphone termahal didunia..

2010-08-25T02:07:00.000-07:00

3)The “Le Million De La Nuit”- Harga sekitar 1 Million USD.

2)The Diamond Crypto Smartphone-Dijual dengan harga sekitar 1.3 Million USD.Kenapa mahal bro?Sebahagian dari body platinum nih ditakhta dengan 50 butiran diamond.10 diantaranya adalah blue diamond.Navigation key hp nih pun diperbuat dari 18 carat rose gold.

Dan Yg termahal didunia adalah..........
1)Blueberry-Dijual dengan harga sekitar RM300- rm500.Mudah dibawa kemana-mana tak perlu risau dirompak.Diingatkan bahawa jgn expect HP ni ader BBM..hehehehehee :D

P/s= Belilah barangan buatan malaysia!!!

Singa pun sama!!!

2010-08-25T01:20:00.000-07:00

Muka Singa tuh bersungguh-sungguh!!!!

Puas da......

Bikini Car Wash

2010-08-24T11:55:00.000-07:00

Bikini Car wash kat Russia.FYI Bikini car wash ni sgt la popular di Russia sehinggakan mereka sanggup beratur sampai 500m panjang untuk mendapatkan service bikini car wash nih.So sesiapa nak sgt kereta u all dibasuh oleh Chicks sebegini sila la bawak terbang kereta u all to Russia.Harapan la kalau nak ada kat Malaysia camnih!!!

Antara aksi2 Minah Russia cuci kereta :D

P/s=Don't Try This At Home!!!

Piranha 3D Di Malaysia???

2010-08-23T20:27:00.000-07:00

Film Piranha yang pertama sekali telah di"Distribute" pada 3 Ogos 1978 oleh New World Pictures(USA) yg di "Direct" oleh Joe Dante.Film yg mengisahkan bertapa GANAZ dan KEJAMnyer makhluk air kecik nih.Film ni aku tgk masa aku darjah 2, time tuh tgk trus fobia nak mandi sungai takut ngan Piranha. Sungguh berkesan filem tuh sama seangkatan dgn Filem "Jaws".

Tahun 2010 tanggal 20 Ogos timbul balik Film berkisah kan Piranha ni yg bertajuk PIRANHA 3D.Di "Direct" oleh Alexandre Aja.Apa yg best sgt pasal film ni???hurm... adakah hanya sekadar 3D jer lebih...??apa lagik jom la tgk movie nih nak tgk Boleh bla ke tak boleh BlaHHH cite nih...

HD-Piranha 3D Trailer

The "BEST" Custom made cars ever!!!!(Kalah PIMP My Ride)

2010-08-23T19:46:00.000-07:00

Semlm lepak @Janggut Kelana Jaya bersama Mr razelan..Cerita ttg kereta sampai pukul 3 pagi..sampai mata aku lebam mcm kene penangan Mike Tyson. Bangun je tido trus laju je terlintas di fikiran aku, bila la dpt sejibik Volkswagen Beetle idaman aku ni??Jejak je kaki kanan aku kat Opis, ape lagik bermulalah kerja aku men"google" perkataan Volkwagen beetle.Terbeliak bijik mata aku nampak Custom made cars ever ni!!!!!

Transparent Volkswagen - Sesuai untuk mereka yg suka "buang angin".

Muscle Car aka kereta Sasa - Sesuai untuk mereka yg berbadan sasa.

B T T F Style - Sesuai untuk "Time Traveler".

Volks Bunny - Sesuai untuk mereka yg perasaan mereka ni "PlayBoy".

Cute Cat - sesuai untuk mereka yg "Budget Cute aka Jambu"

Green turtle - Sesuai untuk mereka yg terlalu berhati-hati membawa kereta.

Volks UFO - Dicipta untuk ke bulan.......

P/s=ape lagik??dapatkanya di showroom kereta berhampiran anda!!!!

Japanese Porn (Sexy Gurl)

2010-08-23T04:36:00.000-07:00

Maria Ozawa

Look At This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malaysia is one of the smallest Countries in the world but it has most search for "Japanese Porn" in the whole world...
Shame,shame,shame..

Funny & Weird Malaysians III

2010-08-22T18:51:00.000-07:00

Toyota Vios 50-50 Grind ....

what was the tape for? keeping the car together?

"PAK MISAI" All Over The World

2010-08-22T07:58:00.000-07:00

Spanish Version

Russian Version

British Version

American Version

Pakistani Version

Indian Version

French Version

Chinese Version

The real PAK MISAI from MALAYSIA!!!!!!!

Funny & Weird Malaysian II

2010-08-19T18:07:00.000-07:00

This is what we call Ah Beng Drive-thru style... :)

Asal Boleh??Malaysia BOLEH!!!! YEA TAK BOLEH BLA!!!

Roller Coaster MAUT!!!!!!

2010-08-19T07:11:00.000-07:00

Craziest Roller Coasters I ever seen!!!!!

White Cyclone

Nagashima Spa Land in Mie Prefecture, Japan

Top Thrill Dragster

Cedar Point Amusement Park in Sandusky, Ohio

Son of Beast

Kings Island in Mason, Ohio, United States

Too bad is not in Malaysia...............................................

British English vs Malaysia English, Credit to funkydowntown

2010-08-19T06:36:00.000-07:00

Have you ever spoken to Malaysian in English before? You will be surprised to learn Malaysian English because it is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point and effective…Here are some examples:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.

Malaysians: Don want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err…Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I’m trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn’t the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don’t know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you! (Damn you!)

P/S=But Malaysian english better than this one. :-)

TOP 10 Rejection

2010-08-18T23:54:00.000-07:00

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

Funny & Weird Malaysian

2010-08-18T21:29:00.000-07:00

This is what happened when we use China made GPS system.Cannot go man!!!!!!

Tengku Djan(Malaysia Drifter) WANNA BE!!!

SingKaPorey!!!

2010-08-18T21:11:00.000-07:00

JOHOR BARU: A Singaporean businessman was fined RM15,000 (S$6,441) and sentenced to a day in jail by the Sessions Court here after he pleaded guilty to offering a bribe to a traffic policeman.

Ong Peoy Kuan, 61, offered a RM100 (S$42.94) bribe to Kons Muhammad Hafiz Aziz near the Lima Kedai toll plaza at about 5pm on May 30 to not take action against him for exceeding the speed limit.

Ong offered the bribe as Kons Muhammad Hafiz was about to issue a summons.

The offence under Section 17 of the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission Act 2009 is punishable with up to 20 years' imprisonment or a fine of not less than five times the bribe amount or RM10,000 (S$4,294), whichever is higher. In mitigation, Ong's lawyer G.K. Sritharan said the accused was a first-time offender and was suffering from kidney disease as well as diabetes.

"He has deeply regretted his actions and has fully repented," he said.

"He has saved the court's time and expenses by admitting to the charge."

DPP Abdul Ghafar Abdul Latiff argued for the maximum sentence to be imposed, saying that offering a bribe to a civil servant was a very serious offence.

Ong paid the fine.